Monday 19 December 2011

When acquitted of the sexual excesses of men!



When acquitted of the sexual excesses of men!
 
It may be cliché, but men are from Mars and women from Venus. We may make efforts to meet somewhere in the middle (usually during sex)

but too often get lost in translation, as one tries to understand the motives, thoughts and why behind the behavior of another.


We men, we believe that we are very simple personalities. We enjoy a simple recipe for cooking without having to have a Michelin star, the man who carried it out. We love the iced beers and let's not have lime from organic cultivation in Brazil. We wear a t-shirt and a jeans to go out. So simple, we are (approximately) and sexual life. Moreover, we are loyal to our habits, whether on our side or not, and hardly anyone turns us from them. The same thing happens in courtship, in the case which most women prefer to break five manicure in a row than to accept it. But because we believe that, as always exaggerate, I will let you analyze some of our basic attitudes, and when to signal the alarm bell. You will see that there needs to be continuously and so we want you to best effort point of contention. Without that we want to see heart shapes or starspangled banner. Illegality # 1 The obsession with pornThe theme: If you want to see your friend telling lies, just ask if you see porn movies / videos on youtube / etc . or when was the last time you did. There is no way the honest answer is 'yes' to the first question and "before two minutes" in the second. But because it is sure to start looking for a chainsaw, you get the most innocent elafisio gaze and deny any involvement with those of lewd teenage habits. What: What happened? We are visual creatures and do not stop to enjoy everything has to do with sex. The perfect you is the love our lives, nobody will say no to just a spectacle, either inside or outside the company. We do not think the porn film "disgusting," or that degrade women, while, until a couple, to see one with friends is an occasion for exchanging various cues. Get over it. Not competing no. Nor have stopped covering him love. Alarm: If mourmouraei ever that we must "put the chest" or open the kitchen cupboard only to fall on you a wave of hundreds of DVDs. 's face it: Asking to see a movie together, you can pick you up on you like the theme. And then copy what you see. The attack, according to all military manuals, the best defense. Illegality # 2 Flirting with other issue: You're sitting at your favorite restaurant, you have ordered those perfect pasta with white sauce and with that grip the fork you want to landing on him and not the pasta. The reason? Be caught looking at a beautiful girl who just walked into. What happens: We are programmed hunters. We want to come to you to make the first move, you say what you want to hear. Well, the first and most fundamental thing in this story is to choose the target. How do we do that unless we educate our vision? Somehow so begins a favorite habit is hard to cut. On the other hand, the fine should always be appreciated. Right? Alarm: When this thing becomes more and with a maturity of more than a few seconds innocent.Also, when you are unable to respond to something that you asked because it was lost in the bust in the face. 's face it: There came the end of the world take a look here and there. Do you also the same as someone who liked it, but feel free to comment positively a pretty girl.We show very cool. Illegality # 3 Communicating with the former issue: While you think you're the only woman in his life right now, occasionally accept "interference" by a shadow of the past. Of the former. A message here, a reference to how it was along there, enough to fill you doubt or anger. What happens: Some couples divide and learn two blocks away from the voices and broken vases. But others quietly scrapped ... because passion has evaporated or very simple and civilized realized that it fit. It is very likely your friend is in the second category and has maintained a friendly contact with a woman who has spent the moments together. It is not always all that evil, even when talking about men. Alarm: When the frequency of communication increases much, things are not so innocent. How many things have to say now every day that they could discuss them when they were together? Also, if you read the message and smiles on the screen ... Face: A woman from his past, your friend is not necessarily a threat to fire in your relationship. Ask him with a calm but serious tone what is happening and listen to what you have said. The instinct will give you to understand, but like to have leave aside the drama. Illegality # 4 Walking by the strip clubs The question: Think about it. A club with loud music, dim lighting, convenient door-corridor, where one can see ethereal creatures move (semi-naked or naked) and between the ability to feel (by paying for a small fee) king. Who can say no? Rightly or wrongly, the strip clubs are a part of male culture that will not go away easily. What happens: Unless you speak too suspicious parties, strip clubs are places that offer a relatively innocent glossy version of the most basic fantasy of men. That we are irresistible (yes, even the kiosk with falakritsa and abdomen when he thinks himself) and may like to 99.9% of women out there. It is also a way to have fun with our friends talking live on our favorite hobby, that you can hurt each other, causing a "disturbance" in a place where the sexual allusions are art. Alarm: If your friend you start to become patron and bachelor parties ever arise where you must, must, must go, you have every right to wonder about how many friends have is to get married or when it will reveal his love for Vicky, the Englishwoman dancer from Manchester. 's face it: The solution to start delivering services improvised striptease is not so great, except now you have the body that allows it, but the right moves built in. Why are most likely to look very little in front of women is their profession and therefore difficult to compare successfully. You can treat it a little more 'manly' ask him to accompany his next visit and be relaxed (for example, paying a privé dance) or, better still, go with your girlfriends at a women only party. So it will come to your place and likely to think much more the next time you arrange the "evil" rendezvous with friends. Illegality # 5 The internet chat topic: You see that in the pages of Twitter and the Facebook tops the friends and followers are all women. Both beautiful, until you also would like to go with them. On the other hand, the succeeding over a screen that shines to chat with strangers. Can not speak with women. We must go back to the Age of Stone to sleep finally calm? What: Yes, technology can serve as a tool of deception. It is also an essential means of communication between people in the digital era we live. Your friend, as probably you, has developed its own network of friends, men and women with whom they have contact. Also, at times, may enter and process of making chat. Things get murky if and when the web started flirting, but some of us are on an innocent way of decompression and instant gratification of selfishness us, especially at times when we feel pressure from several directions, mainly from work. Of course, not everyone has the same resistance to temptation.Alarm: moderation. When the obsession with the net and especially the social networking sites and chat and eat starting time and mood of your relationship, or talking to women or not is a problem to be solved. Even if the computer suddenly closes and says he has to go out occasionally for a job, probably not entirely honest. Maybe it's time to look that saw the "illegal" Number 1. 's face it: You should see the issue on realistic dimensions: if someone wants to cheat you, can make finding an accomplice inside or outside the internet. The instrument is not the problem, the intention is what counts. Also, to a degree, flirting on the internet is a very fun time, giving an instant boost of confidence to anyone who tries. Do this and you will see. Just kept a mild level of action and of course when you close the computer screen your friend to let the whole thing there and return to the live version of foreplay, you.

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